Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Things Sent to the Copier

So today I was in the copy room for two hours running some packets of stuff, and right in the middle of what I was doing, someone sent this to the copier:

The man had the longest beard that the world had ever seen.

That's it. One sentence on a piece of paper, which shot out on green paper for some reason. No one claimed it, so I used the rest of the paper to write a story to go along with that sentence and tacked it up on the board behind the copier. I wonder how long it will be until someone notices it. Here was my story.

It was the longest beard that the world had ever seen. And the man's name was Frederick, and he used the power his beard gave him for evil instead of good. For instance, one day instead of letting a child who was trapped in a well grasp his beard and climb to safety, Frederick merely waxed his beard and drew up a pail of water. And then he left. Another time, he used his beard to trip an old lady who was on her way to volunteer at the orphanage. Frederick laughed as he entered Ye Olde Beards 'n 'Staches across the street. Finally, Frederick crossed the wrong person. He tried to use the powerful charm of his handsome beard to win the love of Bertha, the King's wife. The King was quite powerful himself, having the longest eyebrows that the world had ever seen. And so The King wiggled his eyebrows and all of Frederick's beautiful facial hair fell from his face and transformed into a bunny, which hopped away. The End.

Now I know it's a stupid story with some logistics problems (such as why could Frederick draw up a pail of water but the poor child could not climb that rope) but after standing in the copy room with very little human contact I was mighty proud of my story. Proud enough to write a blog entry about it hours after the fact, anyway. It's best not to leave me alone unsupervised for that long.

Monday, November 26, 2007

blah blah blah sad sad sad

This blog sux! It's all emo whining!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

something is wrong with me

ok, so last night i checked my email and saw that there was going to be a birthday party tonight for one of the people i work with. i was excited and thought that i would definitely want to go. i went to bed early!

i woke up this morning with basically a panicked feeling because of the thought of going to this party. i was going to have to call someone to get directions and then of course wait around all day for the party to start and finally attend the party.

i sat around for a while trying to talk myself into going. i also did a lot of talking myself out of going. it's amazing how many reasons my psycho brain could come up with in order to convince me that i should just stay home and continue to be a freak instead of going out and having a great time with funny people who i like.

well here i am, writing this blog post, so i'm sure you can draw the conclusion that my hermit side won out again. i was literally sitting here feeling like i was going to throw up until i finally decided to stay home. i really don't think you are supposed to have that kind of reaction to something that's supposed to be FUN, are you???

i already seize up whenever i have to use the phone, now i'm afraid to go to a party too? soon i am seriously going to be unable to leave the house and i will definitely be the crazy cat lady one day. i don't know what to do??

Friday, November 16, 2007


Well, I'll be 25 in 15 minutes. Get off my lawn.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Photo Blog

Since I have nothing interesting to say, I thought I'd just put up some pictures! So here you go, some choice pictures from the past year. Click on them to see an 800x600 version. If for any reason you'd like an even bigger resolution, leave a comment telling me which one you want and I'll get you the full size.





Monday, November 5, 2007


I definitely have nothing to say. Thanks for stopping by to check out this post. Hope you remembered to turn all your clocks back two days ago. If not, this post could really be a lifesaver!